The 2015 NFL Season Megathread

Predictions:
Patriots > Steelers
Packers > Bears
Chiefs > Texans
Bills > Colts
Dolphins > Redskins
Panthers > Jaguars
Seahawks > Rams
Cardinals > Saints
Lions > Chargers
Buccaneers > Titans
Bengals > Raiders
Broncos > Ravens
Cowboys > Giants
Browns > Jets
Falcons > Eagles
Vikings > 49ers
Last week: 0-0
All-time: 0-0

Pats-Steels already happened, but believe me, Touchdown Tom all the way.

Predictions:
Patriots > Steelers (I'm totally right, right?)
Packers > Bears
Texans > Chiefs
Colts > Bills
Dolphins > Redskins
Panthers > Jaguars
Seahawks > Rams
Saints > Cardinals
Lions > Chargers
Titans > Buccaneers
Bengals > Raiders
Broncos > Ravens
Cowboys > Giants
Last week: 0-0
All-time: 0-0

Edited the OP because I somehow forgot Browns/Jets and both MNF games.

Browns/Jets... A pitiful experience I wouldn't wish on anyone. The Jets are strange. I've always been the kind of guy to love the underdog, but the Jets are so fucking miserable it makes me hate them reflexively. Being a Jets fan is true joylessness. All that's left inside is a bitter empty hate for the world.

Browns > Jets
Eagles > Falcons
49ers > Vikings

Put it here for great justice.

1. The Rams are dildos. I can't even be surprised by them at this point. GG. I'm not even upset.

2. Bills whooping ass always brings a smile to my face, especially against a team like Indy.

3. I picked the Jets in my family football prediction pool, but took it back and picked the Browns here. Should've stuck to my guns, but I don't really care either way.

4. BUCCANEERS GOT FUCKING DESTROYED.


I THOUGHT JAMEIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE RAPIST HERE.

Huehuehueheu

I probably failed on half my picks, without checking them. What a somber day indeed. Next year I hope we don't take a QB who has ever played for the Browns.

Predictions:
Chiefs > Broncos
Bills > Patriots
Panthers > Texans
Chargers > Bengals
Saints > Buccaneers
Steelers > 49ers
Titans > Browns
Cardinals > Bears
Lions > Vikings
Falcons > Giants
Rams > Redskins
Ravens > Raiders
Dolphins > Jaguars
Cowboys > Eagles
Packers > Seahawks
Colts > Jets
Last week: 12-4
All-time: 12-4

Apparently I just didn't look at this. While the Chiefs-Broncos game has already completed, I'll still put my predictions down based on what I put for my own predictions I did for work.

Predictions:
Broncos > Chiefs (Pey-Pey forever)
Patriots > Bills
Texans > Panthers
Chargers > Bengals
Saints > Buccaneers
Steelers > 49ers
Titans > Browns
Cardinals > Bears
Lions > Vikings
Giants > Falcons
Rams > Redskins
Ravens > Raiders
Dolphins > Jaguars
Cowboys > Eagles
Packers > Seahawks
Colts > Jets

Last week: 8-8
All-time: 8-8

I'm sorry for all the mean things I said about you, Jets. Anyone who humiliates the Colts is a friend of mine.

Predictions:
Redskins > Giants
Bengals > Ravens
Panthers > Saints
Texans > Buccaneers
Patriots > Jaguars
Jets > Eagles
Browns > Raiders
Cowboys > Falcons
Colts > Titans
Chargers > Vikings
Steelers > Rams
Cardinals > 49ers
Bills > Dolphins
Seahawks > Bears
Broncos > Lions
Packers > Chiefs
Last week: 6-10
All-time: 18-14

It's skill, with a little bit of Fitzmagic.

Predictions:
Giants > Redskins
Bengals > Ravens
Saints > Panthers
Texans > Buccaneers
Patriots > Jaguars
Eagles > Jets
Raiders > Browns
Falcons > Cowboys
Colts > Titans
Chargers > Vikings
Steelers > Rams
Cardinals > 49ers
Bills > Dolphins
Seahawks > Bears
Lions > Broncos
Packers > Chiefs
Last week: 6-10
All-time: 14-18

Predictions:
Baltimore > Pittsburgh
N.Y. Jets > Miami
Atlanta > Houston
Buffalo > N.Y. Giants
Oakland > Chicago
Kansas City > Cincinnati
Indianapolis > Jacksonville
Carolina > Tampa Bay
Philadelphia > Washington
San Diego > Cleveland
Denver > Minnesota
Arizona > St. Louis
Green Bay > San Francisco
Dallas > New Orleans
Seattle > Detroit
Last Week: 13-3
All Time: 27-21

1. Fuck London games... Really? What are the point of these? England is never getting a franchise. All it does is punish teams and punish American fans. Here on the west coast, the Phins-Jets games starts at six fucking thirty in the morning. Fuck that noise.
2. On that note, have no idea who's going to win the Phins-Jets game, so I just went with my gut.
3. I stand by my conviction from before this season that the Colts are overrated garbage. Andrew Luck, that scruffy ogre creature, is the only thing keeping that team out of the cellar. They're the perpetual top dog of the AFC South, but that's like being the baddest bully on the 'special kids' playground. It's the weakest division in football. There's no pride in kicking cripples.
4. If you couldn't tell, I fucking hate the Colts.
5. If the Cards win the NFC West I won't even be mad. They're in my division and I'd still prefer if they won a Super Bowl over 99% of the league. They're impossible to hate.

Predictions:
Ravens > Steelers
Dolphins > Jets
Panthers > Buccaneers
Bengals > Chiefs
Colts > Jaguars
Bills > Giants
Raiders > Bears
Falcons > Texans
Eagles > Redskins
Chargers > Browns
Broncos > Vikings
Packers > 49ers
Cardinals > Rams
Cowboys > Saints
Seahawks > Lions
Last week: 11-5
All-time: 29-19

Predictions:
Texans > Colts
Titans > Bills
Chiefs > Bears
Packers > Rams
Saints > Eagles
Ravens > Browns
Bengals > Seahawks
Buccaneers > Jaguars
Falcons > Redskins
Cardinals > Lions
Patriots > Cowboys
Broncos > Raiders
Giants > 49ers
Steelers > Chargers
Last week: 9-6
All-time: 38-25

Predictions:
Colts > Texans
Bills > Titans
Chiefs > Bears
Packers > Rams
Saints > Eagles
Ravens > Browns
Bengals > Seahawks
Buccaneers > Jaguars
Falcons > Redskins
Cardinals > Lions
Patriots > Cowboys
Broncos > Raiders
Giants > 49ers
Chargers > Steelers
Last week: 9-6
All-time: 36-27

Predictions:
Atlanta > New Orleans
Cincinnati > Buffalo
Denver > Cleveland
Detroit > Chicago
Tennessee > Miami
Minnesota > Kansas City
NY Jets > Washington
Arizona > Pittsburgh
Jacksonville > Houston
Seattle > Carolina
Green Bay > San Diego
Baltimore > San Francisco
New England > Indianapolis
Philadelphia > NY Giants
Last Week: 10-4
All Time: 46-31