The World in Sports

As we all know, the Beata RP takes place twenty years in the future. This leaves open a lot of unanswered questions. What is technology like in the far future? How different are national borders compared to today? How has the political landscape changed? Who is the president of the United States? What exactly does the world look like in the 2030s? But there's one question, most important of all, that's always in the back of our minds.

Who won the AL wildcard race in 2034?

So this is what I'm doing with my life.

1. This will update every year.

2. I'm only covering major sports that I understand. This means the NFL and the MLB. The NHL, NBA, and MLS are pretty major, but I'm not counting them, because soccer is confusing as fuck, the NBA is too depressing, and I won't give two shits about the NHL until they give us a team in Seattle. This obviously means no college or European sports or anything like that. If someone else wants to simulate those sports, then go ahead.

3. Things will remain relatively unchanged with some minor exceptions. I'll just subject this to minor retcons as teams end up moving or re-branding themselves. Records and postseason results will stay the same for the sake of consistency within RP, but division realignments and expansions might make that tricky.

4. Team records will be decided by a random number generator. These records will decide who gets into the postseason, and those games will be decided by a coin flip. This'll probably mean that records will vary wildly from year to year, which isn't exactly realistic, but who the hell cares, nobody talks about sports in this godforsaken future anyways.

5. Scouts honor that this hasn't been tampered with in any way. Any positive results for Seattle teams is pure coincidence.

6. Some of these records will be impossible. Like two undefeated teams in the same division, for example. Just suspend your disbelief because I'm not going to go through the trouble of correcting all the numbers.

7. Fuck the Yankees. We start this in 2033, the year this site started in. Results will be posted below. Good luck and go Seahawks.

8. ADDENDUM: Formatting fucking sucks, so on second thought, I'm not even going to bother with records, only results. Use your imaginations instead.

Even in the future, Florida can't get a break.

Still hoping to see the Broncos...
I may live in the Colts region, but...

Fuck the Colts, Broncos, you go.

Seahawks, you'll always be in my heart...

and absolutely SCREW THOSE GREEN BAY PACKERS TO HELL.

Sorry, I just hate them too much.

I personally blame Kitty for this travesty.

Reminder that this is going by seasons and not years. (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

So while it says that the Packers are the 2035 NFL champions, that's not actually until next year. The Super Bowl played in February of 2035 (this year on Beata) is part of the 2034 season, so it's Cowboys-Titans instead of Packers-Bills. Does that make sense?

Good. Unless you're a decent human being. Chargers, Nats, Cowboys, Angels, Packers... JFC. Just kill my characters now. This is the darkest timeline.

Supposed to be making a topic to RP with Mount.

Don't feel like it but don't have anything better to do.

I'll just update this instead.