Can you feel it? Love's in the air, and Valentine's Day is just around the corner. This is always an exciting time of year for students (with dates), but the school faculty have gone out of their way to make this one extra special. For the next few days leading up to Valentine's, there'll be lots of events and exciting changes coming to our Academy.

- there will be stalls in the hallways, cafeteria, and Grand Hall. They'll sell all manner of things, ranging from cards to flowers to boxes of chocolate. Get out those wallets, kids! >:3
- Valentine-themed decorations will cover the whole school. How exciting! Don't you wish you had a date now?
- the Student Council will operate a Valentine postal service, delivering flowers, cards, and candygrams directly to students, dorms, classrooms, and lockers. None for Gretchen Wieners.
- student-operated kissing booths will be open by the school's front entrance for a limited time only. ;D
- Rosebury's restaurants will be giving free meals to couples.
- various contests will be hosted throughout the week! They include the following:
• the person who can come up with the cheesiest, most cringe-inducing Valentine or pick-up line will win a special prize.
• so will the couple that's voted "one true pairing" by the student body — that means you! Submit ballots and nominations to the voting box in the Grand Hall, please. :3
• all students will be required to wear paper heart-shaped nametags, pinned to their school uniform. Anyone who steals another student's nametag and pins it to their chest will "win" that student as a new date. This rule will be strictly enforced. Date-dodgers and nametag-hiders will be forced to work in the mines. Have fun (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
- a blind/speed dating service will be hosted in the Grand Hall every night from 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM. If you're lonely and pathetic, don't miss it!

And that's all! We hope you enjoy your week (providing you have a date of course ahahah)! Happy Valentine's, everyone!

MANDATORY SCHOOL WARNING: escaped succubi-esque creatures from the Island, possessing vampiric qualities, may be prowling school grounds. They require blood to survive, and will "steal" the form of anyone they bite, becoming near-identical doppelgangers. Once they steal your form, they will move on to seduce their next target, drink their blood, and repeat the cycle. They do not steal memories, personalities, and do not seem to kill. Bites are painless and cannot be remembered afterwards. This is not a joke. If a friend or loved one is acting strange, lecherous, or excessively intimate, please lock yourself away for your own safety. We repeat, this is not a joke. This has been a PSA from your Student Council. Happy Valentine's Day! ヾ( ~▽~)ﾂ