CALLING IT NOW

SO IT IS WRITTEN.

The Bloodbath
Bush Jr. sets an explosive off, killing Arthur, Taylor, Hayes and Kennedy.
Tyler bashes Cleveland's head against a rock several times.
Grant steps off his podium too soon and blows up.

Day 1
Harding kills Taft while he is resting.
Wilson stabs Henry Harrison with a tree branch.

Night 1
Ford spears Eisenhower in the abdomen.
Davis falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Lincoln attacks HRC, but Harding protects her, killing Lincoln.

Day 2
McKinley and FDR track down and kill HRC.
The Johnson kills Monroe as he tries to run.
Buchanan spears Quincy Adams in the abdomen.

Night 2
Nixon, Harrison, Ford, and Reagan form a suicide pact, killing themselves.
FDR shoots a poisonous blow dart into Adams's neck, slowly killing him.
Clinton dies of dysentery.
McKinley convinces Trump to not kill him, only to kill him instead.

Day 3
Van Buren, Bush Jr., Truman, and FDR track down and kill Obama.

Night 3
Wilson kills Buchanan with a sickle.

Day 4
Madison and Bush Sr. fight Truman and Garfield. Madison and Bush Sr. survive.

Night 4
No deaths occurred.

Day 5
FDR, Bush Jr., and Johnson get into a fight. Johnson triumphantly kills them both.

Night 5
Pierce silently snaps Filmore's neck.
Jefferson accidently steps on a landmine.

Day 6
No deaths occurred.

Night 6
Madison attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Coolidge, killing them both.
Pierce forces Tyler to kill Washington or Wilson. He decides to kill Washington.
Johnson silently snaps Teddy's neck.
LBJ begs for Carter to kill him. He reluctantly obliges, killing LBJ.

The Feast
Harding shoots a poisonous blow dart into Van Buren's neck, slowly killing him.

Day 7
Harding, Stein, and Polk unsuccessfully ambush McKinley, The Johnson, and Carter, who kill them instead.

Night 7
Hoover, Bush Sr., Wilson, and Jackson form a suicide pact, killing themselves.

Day 8
No deaths occurred.

Arena Event
A fire spreads throughout the arena.
McKinley and Pierce fail to find a safe spot and suffocate.
The Johnson kills Carter in order to utilize a body of water safely.

Night 8
No deaths occurred.

Day 9
No deaths occurred.

Night 9
The Johnson throws a knife into Tyler's chest.

Day 10
Johnson cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.
The winner is The Johnson from District 12!